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Love - a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable malfunction
of the heart which weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.


Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
That's relativity.

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Men only have two faults...
What they do, and what they say!


Shopping is better than sex.
At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it for something you really like.


What do women want?
To be treated like a queen;
but by a king... not a pawn.


An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have;
the older she gets,
the more interested he is in her.


A member of the opposite sex
in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.


You can't buy love on eBay.


Love is like pi
- natural, irrational,
and very important.

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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.


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