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I may not be Fred Flintstone
but I can sure make your bed rock!

 

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day,
but I'm asking for only one.

 

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

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Baby, you must be a broom,
cause you just swept me off my feet

 

I hope you know CPR,
cos you take my breath away!

 

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night,
don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

 

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My Zipper!

 

Baby did you fart,
'cause you blow me away!

 

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I’ve heard sex is a killer.
Want to die happy?

 

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