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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

 

Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?

 

Do you have the time? [Gives the time]
No, the time to write down my number?

(Read more : Love Actually Quotes)

 

You know what would look great on you? Me.

 

I'm feeling a little off today.
Would you like to turn me on?

 

Do you have a boyfriend?
No. Want one?

 

When I saw you from across the room,
I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...
so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

 

Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get!

 

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

 

Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes)
Do you mess around? (No)
Would you hold still while I do?

 

(Read more : Funny Love Quotes)

Do you believe in love at first sight,
or should I walk by again?

 

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