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Yes, I'll Marry You

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Yes, I'll marry you, my Dear,

and here's the reason why;

So I can push you out of bed

when the baby starts to cry,

and if we hear a knocking

and it's creepy and it's late,

I hand you the torch you see,

and you investigate.

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Yes I'll marry you, my dear,

you may not apprehend it,

but when the tumble-drier goes

it's you that has to mend it.

You have to face the neighbou

r should our labrador attack him,

and if a drunkard fondles me

it's you that has to whack him.


Yes, I'll marry you,

you're virile and you're lean,

my house is like a pigsty

you can help to keep it clean.

That tasty little dinner which

you served by candlelight,

as I do chipolatas,

you can cook it every night!


It's you who has to work the drill

and put up curtain track,

and when i am in a mood

it's you who gets the flak.

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I do see great advantages,

but none of them for you,

and so before you see the light,

I Do, I Do, I Do


Pam Ayres


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